FOR THE WORD OF GOD IS QUICK AND POWERFUL, AND SHARPER THAN ANY TWOEDGED SWORD, PIERCING EVEN TO THE DIVIDING ASUNDER OF SOUL AND SPIRIT, AND OF THE JOINTS AND MARROW, AND IS A DISCERNER OF THE THOUGHTS AND INTENTS OF THE HEART. (HEB. 4:12)
Evang. G.E. McTyre BA, BHG
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A Little Church Humor
You Shouldn't Skip Church
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside.
Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn't move.
"Oh Lord, "the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish. Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord! "
That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher's feet.
"Dear Lord, bless this food I am about to receive... in Jesus' name....Amen!!
'The moral of this story is: Christians do have to eat!
Words of Wisdom for the Ages.
Whenever you have a problem, and you are seeking a solution, if that solution, does not consider what Christ has to say about it, then, it is not a solution at all, but rather, a disaster, waiting to happen.
[Prov. 14:12, 16:25] THERE IS A WAY THAT SEEMS RIGHT TO MENKIND, BUT THE END THEREOF IS THE WAY OF DEATH[DESTRUCTION, FAILURE AND MISERY]
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